Confess fictional portrayals of bullies you find attractive

Why do writers make some of them so? Please detail favorites.

I'd have let Ronnie of DRILLBIT TAYLOR (right, played by Josh Peck) hold me still in his strong arms while I got punched.

If ever there was a "Bitch, whut?" moment....

Deliberately hurting people who are weaker than you is a huge turnoff.

There are better ways to explore your submissive side than chasing bullies, OP.

This explains gays' OBSESSION with straight men. Get some help for that shit.

the dude is hot, but OP needs a shrink

Y’all don’t know how to play a damn game.

I always felt conflicted and not-like-I-ought about James Spader in PRETTY IN PINK.

Matt Adler, who played the sarcastic rocker-bully in DREAM A LITTLE DREAM opposite Corey Haim & Meredith Salenger.

He had some hilarious very gay-sounding zingers (“don’t forget to WRITE, cupcake”) and a bombass jacket, plus this really beautiful-looking darkhaired sidekick.

He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so.

Most people don't find the behaviors attractive, but when the guy is hot, there's an internal conflict, a push/pull tension that a lot of guys end up jacking off to.

Case in point: William Zabka

"He was smart and eccentric and once beat the shit out of Corey Feldman, so. "

It's true, R8, there are few qualities in a man that are more attractive than beating the shit out of Corey Feldman.

I don’t think it was bullying per se, but the scene where Emile Hirsch gets fucked in the wedding dress in ”The Mudge Boy” was hot-in-a-taboo-way to me as a young gay guy.

Billy Hargrove makes my hard grow!

Darth Vader.

A guy in black latex with a sex deep baritone voice.

He can cut off my arm any day of the week.

*sexy deep voice, that is

William Zabka has the Cobra I'm KAI'ING for!

Remember when William bullied in JUST ONE OF THE GUYS?

Zabka had HOT competition in the '80s from bully Steve Antin — who, it turns out, is GAY!

The ENTIRE Icelandic youth ice hockey team, which bullied the wimpy Mighty Ducks in "D2".

Hot, tall Aryan bullies with broken pseudo-Scandinavian accents. (Hot enough even to suspend my utter disbelief that Iceland ever had a high-ranked team at a hockey championship, lol.)

Steve stripped down a lot in LAST AMERICAN VIRGIN.

Another bully of the 80s was Micah Grant, who played the sexy bad guy in a number of movies. -- Like Father, Like Son; Waxwork, etc. He was actually a good actor.

Troy can suspend me from a rope anytime!

Also Michael Bowen, the third in the Bullies of the 80s series -- Valley Girl, Night of the Comet, Private Resort... But he actually ended up having a long career as a character actor.

Gunnar Stahl (fictional bully-ish character in Mighty Ducks: D2, played by Scott Whyte). Though he redeemed himself towards the end.

I wonder why they always cast hot youths as bullies.

Loved their pitch-dark uniform too.

Seann William Scott once worked for Gay Pedophile Hive D.E.N. with Bryan Singer.

Did anyone tap that? And was it consensual?

Whoever posted Dick Cheney is NOT CUTE.

Chickenhawk Cheney couldn't hold his own in a fight. He's NOT fictional, he's a REAL MURDERER of over 250,000 innocent people, including 4,000 American soldiers.

Please F/F r10.

Christopher Orr as a varsity team, preppy bully in Mighty Ducks: D3.

Idk who was the casting director for these films, but they kept casting the hottest youths as the "baddies".

Noah Fleiss was pretty hot in BRICK. I couldn't bring myself to hate him.

Ray Liotta's first big splash in movies was 1986's "Something Wild" where he plays the ultimate macho man bully vying for Melanie Griffith with Jeff Daniels. He turned me ON and I couldn't wait to get home and wank to him.

Brendan Sexton III had a certain je n'ais se quoi ... WEHT?

Better link for Brendan Sexton III?

Then there was Nick Stahl in BULLY.

And Brad Renfro in BULLY.

Too bad he couldn't bully the demons inside ...

Carson MacCormack as school bully Brett Breyer in the recently released DC superhero film “Shazam”. They gave him a classic bad-boy leather jacket for his scenes.

Fictional bullies always seem to be named “Brett”.

Though he wasn't very convincing as a bully, too nice (the other kid in their bully duo was more intimidating). He’s a bit young as well (20), so more for the younger audience.

Channing Tatum in 21 JUMP STREET, of course.

Honourable mention to Aaron Johnson in Chatroom (2010). He played an online psychopath and self-harming bully who was trying to manipulate other kids to do awful things like him, via an online chatroom.

Johnson nailed the part. He was a very charismatic, attractive and completely twisted.

The most true-to-life young fictional bullies these days are not the sporty jocks - but the online psychopath kids (grooming other kids, stealing their digital money, pushing other kids to self-harm and suicide). It was a disturbing film, but very educational for young kids in a New Digital Age.

James Franco on Freaks & Geeks

FF R31 for just being plain stupid and not understanding sarcasm. Must be a Republican.

You can say that, warped propaganda minister, but Cheney-worshipping threads show up on Datalounge all the time by right-wing trolls.

Subconsciously, I believe R10 was thinking of Christian Bale as Satan/Dick Cheney, R31

Go to about 1:10 to see what I'm talking about.

Christian Bale is ready to play Mitch McConnell next!

Paul Walker played a great elite-school bully in "The Skulls". With an epic fictional name - Caleb Mandrake. In the film he was a student at an elite college, a boxer and the son of the secret society's Masonic-type odious chairman.

Joshua Jackson played a young college rower and new recruit of the society. It was a fantasy inspired by Yale's Skull and Bones secret club.

I've had a soft spot for Walker ever since. And I know instinctively associate the name "Caleb" with a charismatic, elitist manipulator.

Remember Randy Wayne in DREAM BOY?

If you're going to promote Republican propaganda worship, why wouldn't you pick somebody hot like Aaron Schlock?

You don't go to a decrepit, old troll with heart failure like Dick "Seven Vietnam Deferments" Cheney with his cowardly ways of killing hundreds of thousands of people.

Matt Dillon in My Bodyguard.

If the contest for Hottest Bully was between Zabka and Antin in the '80s, surely the '00's belongs to Seann William Scott vs. Travis Van Winkle!

Travis loved to bully us in TRANSFORMERS and FRIDAY THE 13TH, and I'd love to see his Winkle in a Van!

Travis met a very degrading end in FRIDAY THE 13TH.

It doesn't pay to be a bully — so say the voices inside Jason's head!

Puck was hot.

Until he collected kiddie porn.

Michael Fassbender was a sexy bully as Steve Jobs.

Bonus points for spotting Michael Stuhlbarg (call me by your name).

Hot bullies are not evil, they're just misunderstood.

It's the fugly ones who are evil.

John Bender - Judd Nelson from "The Breakfast Club."

Actually slept with a lot of guys that looked like him.

R7 YES. I loathed myself for wanting him when I first saw that character and was strangely attracted to that feeling.

Most of the guys in Our Guys: Outrage in Glen Ridge. I guess it's not fictional but most of the actors are all pretty sexy. Brendan Fehr stands out. It's on youtube.

Timothy Granaderos in 13 Reasons Why gets me all hot and bothered, just no mops please!

Good God, that pic at r61! It looks like a wacky Ryan Murphy WB comedy.

It looks like an American Pie poster without the pie.

Kiefer Sutherland as Ace in Stand By Me. He absolutely terrified me as a kid, he really was a crazy guy, but I couldn't help wanting to kiss him. I felt weird about that.

And then I saw him in The Lost Boys a few years later and wanted to do more than kiss him! Another bullyish character but hot.

Most of the guys in Our Gang were hot, but here's a couple of bullies named Butch and Woim.

In "The Breakfast Club," Andrew (Emilio Estevez) is also a bully. He was in weekend detention for taping another boy's buttcheeks together.

Michael Jackson posting @ r66.

When I was like 9, Reese from ‘Malcolm in the Middle’. He turned out more sympathetic later on in the series so it became less weird to like him as a character. He got a lot of funny lines too.

Aww, I meant I liked them when I was a kid, R68 and R69. I was reminded by R61 "Our Guys." Not a pedo. Feelings hurt.

R71 Clarification noted!

Every movie I saw William Zabka's bully smug face in, I wanted him.

Wes Hightower from Urban Cowboy.

^^he won my heart by beating the crap out of Travolta.

Stash - Slaves of New York

A trio of bullies from the movie Young Torless : Reiting , Beineberg and Toerless. It's an interesting movie because you witness events from the perspective of the bullies so as a viewer you become complicit. Also, the bullies go unpunished and emerge triumphant in the end. As such the novel The Confusions of Young Toerless predicts the successful rise of Fascism.

R76-- Young Torless! Wow. One of my favorite books of all time -- I did not know there was a movie. Thanks.

OP, I kinda sorta get what you're talking about, but we have different definitions of bullying.

R72 Zabka is still a smokeshow nearly 35 years later. Dude aged beautifully, must be all the martial arts.

And he's still playing Johnny Lawrence, though in COBRA KAI that character is a reformed bully and more a Chaotic Gray/Neutral protag as compared with the brutish hench he used to be in the original KARATE KID movie.

R77 Criterion has an excellent edition of Young Torless with interesting added features.

Bradley Cooper in "Wedding Crashers"

I have a friend who looked in college like William Zabka. He is thus handsome (and blond), but he said both menn and women in college tried to pick him up specifically because he looked like William Zabka, and they fantasized fucking his bully characters via my friend.

Timmy played a bully in Men, Women and Children, although most of his scenes ended up on the cutting room floor. Some may find it satisfying to see Ansel Elgort beat his face to a pulp, but I for one enjoy seeing him all jocked up in a football uniform.

He's too scrawny for a football uniform. He can only play the kicker.

Clancy Brown as Gus in Pet Sematary 2. He's older than a typical bully, but still an asshole.

I thought he was hot when I saw this as a teen.

Does Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs count?

Dolph Starbeam of THE SIMPSONS was cute.

Best fetish thread ever. And 87 replies. Tapped into something.

Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

[quote] Marky Mark in that one where hes crazy but sooooo hot!

You mean, his life??

As R50 Matt Dillon in Bodygard. As well as a complicit who looked like Zabka but wasn't him.

I thought so a young teenager. Nowadays they loomabit young for the adult I am.

Does R70 know his crush is gay IRL?

Well, not Reese (though it was implied in the last seasons of ‘Malcolm’) but Justin.

Sniff my farts faggot then we’ll see how hungry you are for my shit.

R17/R79 speaking of COBRA KAI, Johnny Lawrence’s student Hawk has become both a bully and kind of a hottie in Season 2..

R32 it wasn't just the bullies in the Ducks movies. At least three or four of the young protags on the main Junior/Varsity teams looked like attractive College-grads, thanks to Dawson Casting (i.e. casting highschoolers to play middleschoolers, College juniors to play highschoolers).. Same with the extras.

To quote D2, in reference to a young Aaron Lohr: "*that's* a teenager?"

NicholaS Hammond (sp?) in It!

[quote]And I know instinctively associate the name "Caleb" with a charismatic, elitist manipulator.

My name's Caleb and I take that as a high compliment, considering it's usually associated with backwoods trailer trash.

Zabka is hotter now. He's a real hot daddy

James Marsden’s bullying older brother character in SEX DRIVE. The way he describes an erect cock is.....wow.

Bonus pt.: turns out his vocal homophobia is a smokescreen for his own sexuality, and he comes out as gay at the end.

Noel fisher from shameless

This guy from Three O'Clock High

Not so much a traditional Bully like the 70s/80s afterschool classics, but a jerk jock nonetheless - The Miz of WWE wrestling.

The things his Heelish character says and does make him easy to hate. But he’s so hot, and such a nice actor in the real life.

Ben Affleck as Fred O’Bannion in DAZED AND CONFUSED. Not as smart or as delightfully camp as Parker Posey’s Darla Marks, but still a piece of work.

Bannion even came complete with a Twink-paddling bat of his own design. What more could a gayling ask for?

Violent laddette Sam Puckett (played by Jennette McCurdy) in iCARLY is cute.

Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter.

Jamie Lannister in Game of Thrones, he was the subject of many threads here, and he is hotter than hell but he shoved a kid out of a tower window, that makes you King of the Bullies.

Surprised that none of you depraved so-and-sos earmarked the shooters in ELEPHANT, yet. You’re making me proud.

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